Santa Trackers Sent on Top Secret Mission

On Saturday Flight Command at the North Pole started launching sleighs. Those sleighs are deploying hundreds of professional Santa trackers from the North Pole.

Their destination, mission and possible dates of return are all classified.

Flight Command emphasizes that this mission is for professional trackers from the North Pole only, and that the network of better than 4 million certified Santa trackers from have not been activated. However, they have been placed on elevated high alert status.

Flight Command is refusing to release any more information at this time and asks for the media’s understanding while they engage in this serious mission.

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